when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point
congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation
OK SO theres an anime convention comming next week near where I live so I decideed to cosplay as Jean from SnK, but not the regular kind of cosplay, the CLEVER kind. So i got myself these BIGASS PAIR OF JEANS AND
But when my friends asked what size the jeans were because they are fucking huge right??
So I go to look for a tag
I’M HOWLING IN PAIN ANF LAUFHTER RUIGHT BNIW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ISN’T A FUCKIGN COINCIDENCE ANYMORE IM GONNA CRY OHMYGOD
SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE
AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE
WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY
AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND
Okay cool but what does it mean.
IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE
Holy shit I hope this uploaded correctly.
Anyway I present to you: HOMESTUCK ACT 5 ACT 1 (Part 1)!
This took awhile, but I’m satisfied with the outcome! Part 2 needs to be finished, so look forward to that!
Inspored by Xamag’s ACT 1 piece: x
Also dedicated to tumblr user Owlmylove who got me into Homestuck in the first place!
I love Homestuck still, even if I don’t blog about it a lot! Also there is A TON of mistakes in this lmao.
sometimes if i’m having trouble drawing certain head/body shapes of animals i practice by drawing over photos of them…..
i never share them though because i think it’s kind of silly….
I should so try that
Wow thats a really cool trick!
robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”
I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.
"First I went to Astapor. Those who were slaves in Astapor, now stand behind me, free. Next I went to Yunkai. Those who were slaves in Yunkai, now stand behind me,free. Now I have come to Meeren.”
So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.
THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES
THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER
THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS
THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD
THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE
This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.
because it’s pure nintenadium
I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before
Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES