anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

furfaggotron9000:

OK SO theres an anime convention comming next week near where I live so I decideed to cosplay as Jean from SnK, but not the regular kind of cosplay, the CLEVER kind. So i got myself these BIGASS PAIR OF JEANS AND

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But when my friends asked what size the jeans were because they are fucking huge right??

 

So I go to look for a tag

 

aND

 

I FIND

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I’M HOWLING IN PAIN ANF LAUFHTER RUIGHT BNIW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ISN’T A FUCKIGN COINCIDENCE ANYMORE IM GONNA CRY OHMYGOD

nixfrosting:

legitgiraffe:

koruga:

your-otp-just:

cyberninjagirl:

SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT DIRK GREW UP ALL ALONE

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AND IN HIS LAND THERE ARE BUILDINGS EVERYWHERE

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WHILE DAVE GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY

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AND IN HIS LAND, HIS APARTMENT IS THE ONLY BUILDING AROUND

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holy shit

fucK

Okay cool but what does it mean.

IT MEANS THAT DIRK WAS PHYSICALLY ALONE BUT STILL FELT SURROUNDED BY HIS FRIENDS AND DAVE WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE BUT STILL FELT ALONE

thanks satan

jordancwilde:

Holy shit I hope this uploaded correctly. 

Anyway I present to you: HOMESTUCK ACT 5 ACT 1 (Part 1)!

This took awhile, but I’m satisfied with the outcome! Part 2 needs to be finished, so look forward to that!

Inspored by Xamag’s ACT 1 piece: x

Also dedicated to tumblr user Owlmylove who got me into Homestuck in the first place!

I love Homestuck still, even if I don’t blog about it a lot! Also there is A TON of mistakes in this lmao.

darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see  #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story  #you don’t see yourself as the hero  #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes  #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes 

runzi333:

kkobun:

karpetsharks-art:

sometimes if i’m having trouble drawing certain head/body shapes of animals i practice by drawing over photos of them…..

i never share them though because i think it’s kind of silly….

I should so try that

Wow thats a really cool trick!

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

"First I went to Astapor. Those who were slaves in Astapor, now stand behind me, free. Next I went to Yunkai. Those who were slaves in Yunkai, now stand behind me,free. Now I have come to Meeren.”

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.

Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES